- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

give me a thumbs up

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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