What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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