A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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BIG PENIS

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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