- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

If you were a cactus, why?

Will nearis is here! Get it

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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