What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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A seal walks into a club.

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