- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti-jokes are funny.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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