- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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