why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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tims sty:)

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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