no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

White men's rights

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

what's worst than being gay? being black

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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