i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

... Chan chan

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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