- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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