What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.