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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

He walked in a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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