A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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