- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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