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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Women's rights

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

hi bye

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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