Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What's 9 + 10 19

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

WNBA

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Women's rights

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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