Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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