why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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