Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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fduck

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Nah

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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