What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Anti Joke

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