why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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