roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

you give like i give lomain

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