What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

troll----> hahaha---->

A seal walks into a club.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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