What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Bad grammers.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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