- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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