Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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