- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

President Donald Trump

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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