Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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?J?o?k?e?

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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modern love

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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