- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Once upon a time, The end.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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