Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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the love boat

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GADZOOKS!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i have a christmas tree.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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