- Anti Joke

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.