- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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