- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Whats an Anti Joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Heartlight

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

i have a christmas tree.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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