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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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