Terry has ebola

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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