A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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