- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Im black

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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