- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

The jets are a good team..

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Womens' sports

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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