- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

poop

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Women Sports.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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