What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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