- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

lipstick pig

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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