I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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gay marriage.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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