- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Autism speaks but not really

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What does two plus two equal? 4

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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