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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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