Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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