Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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