- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Ju... Just why?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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