- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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