What is more worse than death? Death

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

NEVER

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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