- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

2 + 2 = fish

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

My tractor broke down.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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