- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.