- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

your mom gave me head.....phones

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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