what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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giddy goat

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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HEY!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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