- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What comes after 23? 24.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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