- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

vaginas

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Justin's humor

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??