- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

when debbie meets downer

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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