- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Womens rights !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

i am and me is i

Wanna hear a joke? no

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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