- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin's humor

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Black People

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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