- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

noah is a scrub jungle

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Of course, first door on your left

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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