A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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British Dentistry

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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