- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A black person walks out of KFC

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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