What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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world peace

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Samraj.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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