- Anti Joke

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face