- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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