You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

bryden is a faggot

penis

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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