- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Justin Bieber

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

God. God.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Has u seen my grammar?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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