man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Your future.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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