- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A white person at Harvard

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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