- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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