Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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