roses are red, violets are blue.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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