What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

butt sex

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

cliché rebecca black joke.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

captcha: all yer base

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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