What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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