Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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