- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

knock knock no ones home

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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