- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

William wright is Gay

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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