- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

woman's rights

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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