A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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