What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

run farther?

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What can make you pee? Liquid

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

out of your comfort zone

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

The MLS

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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