- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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