- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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