- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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