Ju... Just why?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

thumb_up thumb_down -20

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

thumb_up thumb_down -22

9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

thumb_up thumb_down -22

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

thumb_up thumb_down -22

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops