A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

People Order Our Patties

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Anti Joke

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