Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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You will not press the like button.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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