what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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