Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Vagina cream... end of story

How do you make a car? You build it.

The jets are a good team..

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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