Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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