What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A man buys a prius

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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