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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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potatoes

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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