- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

People Order Our Patties

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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