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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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