John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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