A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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civil rights

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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