- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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