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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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