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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Knock Knock Yes?

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

So I was walking down the road today

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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