- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Religion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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