Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Banana Hamock.

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