- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

I am a joke. I am funny.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

who is awesome? no one...

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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