knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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no

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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