Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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