- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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