my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Your Mom

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

your mum

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

HURT

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

National security?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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