- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Your momma so fat, she's fat

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Where do you live? In a house

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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