- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

kill yourself

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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