- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

look under under where under under where. under the couch

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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