- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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