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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Justin Bieber

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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