- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Your mother is average.

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