My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Tony Romo

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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F? No k

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Please? No.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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