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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Guess what? You guessed it.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do vampires cross the sea in?

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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