- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Your Mom!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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