- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

hi bye

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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