Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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I <3 Hitler

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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42

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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