- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

roses are red, violets are violet.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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