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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Anti Joke

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