- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

roses are red, violets are violet.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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