- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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