- Anti Joke

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Potassium? K.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.