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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

1+2 = 6

If you like this, it will have one extra like

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Im black

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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