What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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